After a Chicago Bears frustrating loss on Sunday to division rival, the Green Bay Packers, many of the Bears faithful are left screaming, "why haven't added offensive help!"
It seems the crack group here at Chicago Sports has found out why the Bears have not added any significant offensive line help, or any real weapons at Wide Receiver. For weeks now CS has followed Chicago Bears GM, Jerry Angelo and noticed he seems to receive some mail from the Offices of the Green Bay Packers weekly. Through our tough investigation techniques we came to realize these were checks paid from Green Bay made out to, Jerry Angelo.
We have learned that Jerry uses these checks for a good cause, his enrollment in an online college, University of Football Management and Services Online. When reaching out to the University's Head Chancellor, Dr. Jonathan Madden, he stated "Although we do not speak publically on any current student, BOOM, tough acting Tinactin!"
Calls to the Chicago Bears or the Green Bay Packers were not immediately returned.
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